Day 334- Kardashians

Bruce Jenner and I feel the same way about the Kardashians.  "I can't get away from these people!"

Day 333- Utah

This is in honor of me going to see the Book of Mormon musical today.  Stick people families Mormon style.

Day 332-Girl Meets World

Have I mentioned how excited I am for "Girl Meets World?"  Because I am.  I love "Boy Meets World."

Day 331- Painting Furniture

I saw this pin.

I freaken loved the color with the black handles, so I decided to make my own.  It took forever, but I love the finished product.

 

I used a bonding primer, flat paint, and a glossy polyurethane.  I had to sand between coats.  It took me about a week to do this dresser and I ruined four paint brushes, but I think it looks pretty good.

Day 330- Hoarders: The Little Mermaid Edition

I will never look at "The Little Mermaid" the same again.

Day 329-I stop when I'm done

I kept repeating this when I ran 6 miles in the humidity this morning.  I hate running in humidity. 

Day 328- Flossing

I have a dentist appointment in a week, so I am cramming for it.  I've been flossing, using fluoride, and wearing my retainer in preparation.  I haven't done those things for six months which was right before my last dentist appointment. 

I want to avoid this meme. 

Day 327- Mean Girls/ Lord of the Rings

"If you are Gandolf, why are you white?"

I laughed at this one. 

Day 326- Scratch off map

This is such a cool idea.  It is a world map that lets you scratch off the places you've been.  I want to order one.

Day 325-Getting Carded

This was how I felt the other day when my mom had to purchase my ticket to The Internship. I didn't have my license on me and they wouldn't tell to me because I looked underage.  I'm almost 25 years old. 

Also, I got carded when I bought spray paint the other day.  I think I look older than 18, but Walmart seems to disagree.

Someday, I will be happy to look so young.

Day 324- Superman

Superman has finally learned the ways of Earth.  He has started wearing his underwear under his clothes.  That's progress.

But seriously.  Why does it say 2006?  Pretty sure that's Christopher Reeve, not Brandon Routh.   I think it should say 1978. 

Or am I the stupid one and can't tell one Superman from another?

Day 323- Second Breakfast

I know that it is too early to think about Christmas, but I'm pretty sure that I am buying one of those coffee mugs for everyone I buy for.  I love them.  I love them like a Hobbit loves second breakfast.

Day 322- The Hunger Games

Nicki Minaj's face is priceless.  She can't figure out why no one thinks that what Josh Hutchinson said is shocking.

Day 321- Boob Sweat

This is the worst part of summer.  I hate boob sweat.  It makes bras so much more uncomfortable.

Day 320- Father's Day

Happy Father's Day!

Day 319- Average Face

This is so cool.  A photographer took pictures of women from different countries. He showed what the average women from the country would look like.

Its so weird, because I never realized that I looked so Scandinavian.  I'm part Norwegian and look very similar to the Swedish girl, except for my brown hair.

Day 318- Lobster Revenge

This is scary.  That lobster doesn't want to be cooked.  Seriously, how do you get the knife away from the lobster?

Day 317- Middle Child Syndrome

This is "the moment he realized he was now the middle child."

My sister is such a middle child.  Most of her childhood pictures are of her making the same face as this kid. 

Day 316- In honor of the Red Wedding

I saw this picture and laughed so hard that I snorted.  I want to go to Barnes and Noble today just so I can put the book "All My Friends are Dead" next to the "Game of Thrones" books.  Seriously, I don't think any characters will be alive by the end of next season.

Day 315- "Axe" a question

As a substitute teacher in a mediocre school district, I hear this a lot.  "I needa axe you a question" or "I axed you a question."

I wish I could say this back to those students:  "No, you may not 'axe' me a question.  I don't speak Walmart."

I think that would be frowned upon.

Day 314- How to know that your parents don't love you

 

They buy you RoseArt.  Now, I understand why they would buy me RoseArt and my sister Crayola.  This is awkward.

Day 313- It's my spot

Game of Thrones' season finale is tonight.  I vote for Sheldon to win the throne.  After all, it's his spot.

Day 312- Awkward situations

"Whenever a situation goes down, I feel the desperate urge to do a Jim face to an imaginary camera."

I do this sometimes.  It's usually when some one does something unbelievably stupid or when I can't believe something is actually happening.  This is why I need a camera crew to follow me around at all times.

Day 311- Cure an Itchy Scalp

My scalp has been itching for days.  I think it's because of my allergies.  My whole body itches, but my scalp itch is very intense and won't go away. 

I saw a pin about how to get rid of an itchy scalp, so I decided to give it a try.  Basically, you pour some Listerine mouthwash onto your hair and let it sit for a few minutes before rinsing. 

Let me tell you- it felt amazing when I poured the mouthwash onto my scalp.  Freaking amazing.  Then, I waited a few minutes before washing it off.

As soon as I got out of the shower, my scalp started itching again.  It didn't work, but my hair smells minty fresh.

I am so bummed about this.  Does anyone know how to get rid of an itchy scalp?

Day 310- If Monday was a person

I know that today is Thursday, but I feel like it is a Monday.  I did not want to get up this morning.  It's cold and rainy and all I want to do is go back to bed. 

I totally get how this person feels.

Day 309- Nike Women's Marathon

I saw this on Pinterest.  After I run the Chicago Marathon, I'm so going to run the Nike Women's Marathon in San Francisco.   When you finish running, you get a Tiffany necklace given to you by firefighter in a tux.

If that doesn't motivate you to run a marathon, nothing will.

Day 308- This is me

"I was just wondering...Does anyone else get road rage from pushing a cart through Walmart...or is it just me?"

I totally get this. I also get angry when people come to Walmart without showering for days or when I have to wait an hour in the check out lane. 

Just going to Walmart give me rage in general.

Day 307- My thoughts exactly

"If everyone would stop hash tagging on Facebook...that would be great."

Daay 306- Tooth Fairy Money

If my parents would have done this when I was a kid, I would have freaked out.  It's such a cool idea.

You make tooth fairy money by spraying money with glitter hairspray.  I would have loved to see that under my pillow.  Of course, I was happy with just getting money from the tooth fairy. 

Day 305- How to have intelligent children according to Einstein

If you want your children to be intelligent, have them read fairy tales" -Einstein