As a substitute teacher, I write a lot of referrals and
detention slips. I saw this pin and it
made me laugh because I have written some pretty funny detention slips in my
day.
Last week, I wrote one because a student randomly stood up
in class and started rapping some completely inappropriate song. The school requires you to write down exactly
what was said by the student. I never
thought I would have to write those words down.
I’m sure the office got a good laugh when they saw it.
I’ve written students up for trying to glue another student
to his seat, playing leapfrog, and saying all the words to the movie while we
were watching “Titanic”. During a
practice lockdown, I wrote a student up for yelling “Fuck the police.”
Generally, if it makes me laugh, I don’t write students
up. I would have never wrote a student
for “volunteering as tribute” to do a math problem like in the pin. It was funny and shows that she can
read. That girl didn’t deserve to be written
up. Just my opinion.